I type whimsical, on-the-spot poems at your event

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I'll set up at your corporate event, wedding reception, or hip restaurant and provide on-the-spot poems for your employees, guests, or patrons.

They provide a topic and I write a poem - often whimsical, often heartfelt, and certainly gratefully received.

Weekday rates (Monday thru Thursday) start at $50/hour, Weekend rates (Friday and Saturday) start at $125 per hour.  Travel fees apply outside a 25 mile radius of Ellicott City.

Poems are typed on 5.5 x 8.5 sheets of paper; your logo can be added for an additional fee.  Now you'll be remembered every time they pass the poem they've stuck on the fridge!


"thank you again for such a beautiful poem, it definitely meant a lot to me"

- Bryn M.

"Apparently, I'm a breakfasteer! That's so going on my business card. Thanks for the dope rhymes."

- Craig, Baltimore Waffle Company

Where We Are + Where We Go

Basecamp

Ellicott City, MD
 

Expedition

Travel within 25 miles of Ellicott City is included in my rates.  There is an additional fee for travel to events in DC, Northern Virginia, Pennsylvania, Western Maryland, and beyond.

 
 

Contact Me

I went to Virginia Tech for mechanical engineering but for some reason would much rather write poems.

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