We set up at your corporate event, wedding reception, or hip restaurant and provide on-the-spot poems for your employees, guests, or patrons.

They provide a topic and we write a poem - often whimsical, often heartfelt, and certainly gratefully received.

Weekday rates (Monday thru Thursday) start at $50/hour, Weekend rates start at $125 per hour, per poet.  Additional travel fees may apply.

Poems are typed on 5.5 x 8.5 sheets of paper; on which we will happily add your logo.  Now you'll be remembered every time they pass the poem they've stuck on the fridge!

"thank you again for such a beautiful poem, it definitely meant a lot to me"

- Bryn M.

"Apparently, I'm a breakfasteer! That's so going on my business card. Thanks for the dope rhymes."

- Craig, Baltimore Waffle Company

About the Poets

Jeff Stanford

Homebase: Ellicott City, MD



Travel within 25 miles of Ellicott City is included in Jeff's rates.  There is an additional fee for travel to events in DC, Northern Virginia, Pennsylvania, Western Maryland, and beyond.



Mark Petersen

Homebase: Christiansburg, VA



Travel within 25 miles of Christiansburg is included in Mark's rates.  Additional fee for travel outside the New River Valley.

Contact Us

We started at Virginia Tech in engineering courses and discovered we like words more than designing machinery

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